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May 1, 2006 12:03 AM

Broken: Flavored water

ButterKevin Kwon submits a picture of a flavored water machine:

A little hard to read, since my camera phone can't focus well, but the button says "Press for Butter Flavor."

Anyone want some butter flavored water?

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Perfect with bread-flavored water, or pour it on your popcorn...

Posted by: Fuzzy at May 1, 2006 09:46 AM

Or maybe mashed potatoes flavored water. LOL

Posted by: Master Chef at May 1, 2006 10:44 AM

Why is it turnned sideways... perhaps they just reused an old button... not that it makes it any less broken, just a possible explanation.

Posted by: Horatio at May 1, 2006 10:55 AM

Mark? Hello? How many times will we need to point out that the "Continue reading..." links are broken?

Posted by: Broken at May 1, 2006 11:43 AM

The fact that the button is sideways not only says that the button is reused, it suggests that the person re-using the button had the customer in mind. By putting the button on its side, the button-fixer signaled: "Ignore the words on the button, I'm just re-using the button. Had I intended you to think the water would be butter-flavored, I would have put this button, which you might have noticed is square, right-side-up."

Where's the category "nit picky."

Posted by: Downshift at May 1, 2006 11:53 AM

How is this not broken, perhaps he should get the right button. Even if he had the right idea by turning the sideways it still dosent make it correct!

Posted by: Mike Robinson at May 1, 2006 12:27 PM

I'm aware of the "continue reading" bug - just don't have time to fix it at the moment. Running my annual conference in a couple of days here in NYC - see the Gel conference site - and afterwards will look into this. (Thanks for pointing it out)

Posted by: Mark Hurst at May 1, 2006 12:34 PM

Hey, maybe one of us should send the "continue reading" as a picture. How many of you think Mark will post it up on his site?

Posted by: Master Chef at May 1, 2006 12:58 PM

Hey, maybe one of us should send the "continue reading" as a picture. How many of you think Mark will post it up on his site?

I bet he would.

Posted by: Darth Ninja at May 1, 2006 01:24 PM

Nit-picky ? Are you insane ? I would never press that damn button.

Posted by: Francois Tremblay at May 1, 2006 02:25 PM

Maybe the button should read

"Press for BETTER tasting water"

Still, kinda broken. No, really broken.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at May 1, 2006 03:45 PM

You better believe that's broken! Oy...butter-flavored water...

I mean, seriously...how much does a little shipping label cut into a square cost? Or maybe some black permanent marker? It doesn't have to look great, just be obvious (sideways isn't obvious, sorry, folks).

Broken!

Posted by: =David at May 1, 2006 03:57 PM

Why doesn't someone think about those of us with high cholesterol and install a Margarine-flavor button as well?

Posted by: abcdario at May 1, 2006 04:10 PM

If you have to think "What do they mean by putting this button that's obviously not supposed to be here sideways?", it's broken.

New: Low-Fat Butter! Low-Carb Bread! Low-Sodium Salt!

Posted by: Fuzzy at May 1, 2006 04:51 PM

Yeah, this would go well with toast LOL!

Posted by: another guy named Alex B. at May 1, 2006 06:51 PM

What in the world is a flavored water machine? Like a drinking fountain? Where is it found?

Posted by: MaryUm at May 1, 2006 07:27 PM

Maybe it's the Drinking Water sign that's wrong.

Posted by: Spruance at May 1, 2006 07:53 PM

Maybe it's the Drinking Water sign that's wrong.

Careful. You're starting to sound deep.

Posted by: Jello B. at May 1, 2006 09:30 PM

Arthur Dent has it right. All you other sheep just take Kevin Kwon's blurry picture, and HIS opinion that it reads 'Butter Flavor'. I am sure that button says 'Press For BETTER flavor'.

Still broken though. Why make someone press a button for a better product, and why is it sideways?

Posted by: Baba O'Reily at May 1, 2006 10:27 PM

Baba, are you saying that Kevin Kwon is lying? It's the picture that's blurry, not the button itself. Presumably he was able to read it quite clearly.

MaryUm, I think that the "flavored water" comment was just a joke about the mislabeled button.

Posted by: Kalthare at May 2, 2006 01:04 AM

What kind of machine is this. Maybe this machine was made to be used to put butter on popcorn and they slapped a "drinking water" sticker on it and filled it with water instead.

;p

Posted by: Sean P at May 2, 2006 11:03 AM

Sorry, maybe I'm dumb, but I'm still not getting what a flavored water machine is.....Is it a vending machine that sells bottled water? Or is it a water fountain????? If it is a vending machine, why does it say drinking water instead of bottled water?? PLEASE CLEAR UP THIS MYSTERY FOR ME!!

Posted by: SMARTYmARTY at May 2, 2006 11:49 AM

Sorry, maybe I'm dumb, but I'm still not getting what a flavored water machine is.....Is it a vending machine that sells bottled water? Or is it a water fountain????? If it is a vending machine, why does it say drinking water instead of bottled water?? PLEASE CLEAR UP THIS MYSTERY FOR ME!!

Posted by: SMARTYmARTY at May 2, 2006 11:50 AM

Totally not broken. Just because not many people like butter-flavored water doesn't mean there is anything wrong with it.

Posted by: Eric Hosmer at May 2, 2006 05:57 PM

What is flavored water? I suspect this is actually a filtered water machine. Some grocery stores have self-service filtered water machines. You bring your own (or purchase) a water container, then you place it in the machine and fill it with tap water that has been run through a number of filtering systems. Their machine usually have big backlit buttons like shown in the picture - one to turn on the water, and a couple others to adjust the level of the tap for different bottles.

Here's a company that services these machines: http://www.glacierwater.com/

Posted by: Michael Dwyer at May 3, 2006 11:18 AM

If the button was reused, where would you find one of those?

Posted by: joe at May 4, 2006 07:17 AM

flavored water is exactly what it sounds like. water. with flavor. while I have never seen one, I would expect a flavored water machine to be just like a soda or bottled water machine. being bottled or even flavored does not stop water from being 'drinking water'.

psst eric- the button is sideways.

if any of you were joking i apologize for taking you seriously.

Posted by: gmangw at May 4, 2006 09:39 PM

down shift if i were the dude i woul;d had turned it upside-down instead of side ways. besides, this image has probly been edited because a cell cam with such a high image quality could of had a much better image if it were taken frome a slightly farther distance. also why not show the whole machine?

Posted by: comfuzzled shoper at May 4, 2006 10:22 PM

The "continue reading" button is not broken. It reloads the page you are viewing. Then you can continue reading the page.

Posted by: Lukesed at May 7, 2006 05:24 PM

Mmmmm. Buttery tasting water. Definitely NOT broken!

I want delicious buttery tasting water.

Posted by: Bosco Jones at May 10, 2006 05:22 PM

Does it count as water if it has butter flavor?

Posted by: joe at May 21, 2006 10:24 AM

hahaha, this one made me laugh out loud. That's outstanding!

Posted by: Corby at June 1, 2006 09:27 AM

are people so lazy that they cant remove the label. and if the label cand be removed, JUST BUY A NEW FREAKIN' BUTTON!!!!!!

this "not my job" mentality is really pissing me off.

Posted by: Jeff at June 24, 2006 11:05 PM

hey, the res. is so crappy that no one can read the actual button, but did anyone consider that the button actually says "Press for Better Flavor" especially when u think that it's a flavored water machine

Posted by: brit at July 11, 2006 12:30 AM

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