It's called job security!

Where is the amphitheaTHer? Is it near the amphitheaTer?

Posted by: Confused Shopper at February 14, 2006 12:09 AM

I guess what's getting to me more are the incorrect spellings: "amphitheather" and "Krispe Kreme"? (Are they anything like "amphitheater" and "Krispy Kreme"?)

Posted by: Pandeleria at February 14, 2006 12:32 AM

Perhaps you should blur the "for more information" number before we get some people doing research. :).

Posted by: Role at February 14, 2006 12:39 AM

Whats with all the 50 cents thing at the bottom?

Posted by: Cole Passannante at February 14, 2006 01:58 AM

Don't miss the next monday when the featured product is Benson & Hedges cigarettes.

Posted by: Timm at February 14, 2006 01:59 AM

I never considered buying ONE donut a poor health practice, and I do believe a donut is a far cry from a cigarette. The spelling errors on the sign, however, are classic examples of brokenness.

Posted by: Chaos at February 14, 2006 09:12 AM

Thufferin' thuccotash! Head thraight for the ampitheather and buy pasthrieth for fifty thents... fifty thents... fifty thents... fifty thents... fifty thents... get thick and go to the hothpital tho you can thupport the Nurthing Program!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at February 14, 2006 02:27 PM

Chaos... Timm made,I say,I say Timm made a joke son. Pay attention, don't let em get past ya!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 15, 2006 12:01 AM

Oh and Elmer, I do beleive you have your Looney Toons crossed. Sylvester said "Sufferin Succotash" and Tweetey had the perpetual lisp.

Posted by: Chaos at February 15, 2006 11:20 AM

This is what happens when people decide that bad ideas are good.

Posted by: newtkiller at February 15, 2006 03:42 PM

This relates to an item I saw at work one day: they were having a bake sale (cakes, cookies, etc) to raise funds in support of the Juvenile Diabetes Foundation. The slogan should have read: Eat Cake for Those Who Can't!

Posted by: Dan at February 18, 2006 03:45 AM

As to all 50-cent references at the bottom, maybe G-Unit are dropping by to perform?

Posted by: a at February 20, 2006 04:17 AM

I see what all of the $.50 signs mean! Each donut costs fifty cents, but you have to buy at least 18 of them.

Posted by: The Pondermatic at February 20, 2006 09:15 AM

Shoot. I've been supporting the nursing program by smoking a pack of Marlboro's a day... Now they tell me it's donuts... Geez... I wish someone would have told me before I got cancer. I could have had heart and weight problems instead... Man. (I gotta go see a doctor...)

Posted by: Jenn at March 14, 2006 09:21 AM

Shoot. I've been supporting the nursing program by smoking a pack of Marlboro's a day... Now they tell me it's donuts... Geez... I wish someone would have told me before I got cancer. I could have had heart and weight problems instead... Man. (I gotta go see a doctor...)

Posted by: Jenn at March 14, 2006 09:22 AM

Its simple. The donuts were poison so that you go to the hospital and the nurses get paid for keeping from dying from the donut you bought to support the nurses.

Posted by: spacecase at March 24, 2006 06:23 PM