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December 28, 2005 12:03 AM

Broken: Cafe Press dog t-shirt fitting instructions

Dog_shirtKevyn Hopkins wonders:

I'm not sure how these measuring instructions on the Cafe Press website will help me fit a t-shirt for my dog...

Comments:

duh it's talking to the dog. just hold him on your lap so he can see the screen. you might have to help him work the tape measure.

Posted by: gmangw at December 28, 2005 12:42 AM

Dogs look like their owners. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Marten Veldthuis at December 28, 2005 06:41 AM

That's freakin' hilarious!! I also like the weather report at the top of the page... Woof!

Posted by: ambrocked at December 28, 2005 11:09 AM

Not Broken. Apply the instructions to your dog.

On second thought, it depends. Does your dog Have a favorite shirt?

Posted by: Ben at December 28, 2005 11:33 AM

It wouldn't be broken except that they provide instructions for measuring chest/bust, waist, sleeve and length but their chart wants different measurements.

Step 1: Measure yourself/your dog according to instructions.

Step 2: Throw away measurements, order by weight.

Posted by: Pat at December 28, 2005 11:56 AM

Better hope you don't have an 11 pound dog.

Posted by: mph at December 28, 2005 01:14 PM

What's broken is putting a T-shirt on a freakin' DOG. Don't you have better things to do?

Posted by: Jay at December 28, 2005 02:27 PM

According to them, I must be the only one whose dog doesn't wear pants.

Posted by: john russell at December 28, 2005 03:19 PM

What? Your dog doesn't wear pants? Well, mine certainly does. He has to - he's a police dog, it's part of his uniform.

Posted by: G. W. Bridge at December 28, 2005 05:05 PM

That's a really good point, mph!!

Posted by: ambrocked at December 28, 2005 06:01 PM

For people who love their pets more than life itself.

Posted by: Bob at December 29, 2005 09:47 AM

Do dogs have a "waist"?

Posted by: aynne at December 29, 2005 01:35 PM

Ha! Even the dog looks confused about the instructions.

Posted by: Ant at December 30, 2005 08:21 PM

LMMFHO (Laffing my mother F*ing head off)

Posted by: Krazy Kid at January 2, 2006 12:14 PM

I now have coffee covering my computer monitor.

Posted by: Newt at January 10, 2006 12:47 PM

I know Jay said it, but WHY ARE YOU PUTTING A T-SHIRT ON A DOG?!?!?!

THAT'S the broken part!!

And why does a 10lb dog need a medium sized shirt?

80lbs is not a big dog... why is that XXL? Oh, wait, I know... because any dog bigger than that would kill you if you tried to make him look so stupid.

Posted by: god at January 18, 2006 10:41 PM

I love the look on the dog's face. As confused as can be.

Posted by: Max Meow at March 20, 2006 07:58 PM

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