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December 28, 2005 12:03 AM
Broken: Cafe Press dog t-shirt fitting instructions
I'm not sure how these measuring instructions on the Cafe Press website will help me fit a t-shirt for my dog...
Not Broken. Apply the instructions to your dog.
On second thought, it depends. Does your dog Have a favorite shirt?
It wouldn't be broken except that they provide instructions for measuring chest/bust, waist, sleeve and length but their chart wants different measurements.
Step 1: Measure yourself/your dog according to instructions.
Step 2: Throw away measurements, order by weight.
What? Your dog doesn't wear pants? Well, mine certainly does. He has to - he's a police dog, it's part of his uniform.
I know Jay said it, but WHY ARE YOU PUTTING A T-SHIRT ON A DOG?!?!?!
THAT'S the broken part!!
And why does a 10lb dog need a medium sized shirt?
80lbs is not a big dog... why is that XXL? Oh, wait, I know... because any dog bigger than that would kill you if you tried to make him look so stupid.
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duh it's talking to the dog. just hold him on your lap so he can see the screen. you might have to help him work the tape measure.
Posted by: gmangw at December 28, 2005 12:42 AM