So true...

Funny, but not nessesarily broken... unless you think that stereotypes are broken.

Posted by: Pyotr at September 9, 2005 11:24 AM

Marketing (n):The art of getting people to spend money they don't have on things they don't need.

Posted by: Hoki at September 9, 2005 11:35 AM

mmm ok??? whats new with this one?

now when they make a car that i can take a crap in doin 70 on the hiway and it whipes my but and! gives me a candy for my effors ill be in heaven, right?

bring on the Ford crap-o-matic

Posted by: homer at September 9, 2005 12:48 PM

The list in this link makes me want to see some british commercials... they sound pretty amusing!

Posted by: ambrocked at September 9, 2005 01:42 PM

I live my life by The World According to Stereotypes...by the way, I love it when Ward walks on my floor in his muddy boots (he is suuuch a goofy male) I just smile and mop up the mess in my housedress and pearls...and when Beaver and Wally never wipe their feet either, I shake my head and pull some freshly baked cookies out of the oven...those boys...

Posted by: June Cleaver at September 9, 2005 02:07 PM

Uhh, Pyotr, stereotypes are broken when used this way.

Posted by: nickd at September 9, 2005 04:49 PM

that's funny, even the comments some users put in at the bottom of the article:

"Driving in a brand new car leads immediately to all other traffic being kept off the road.

Dave Shane, Manchester, UK"

Now that I think about it, I don't remember seeing cars pass that new one as it drives the winding road to the (insert destinatin here)or as it does city driving at night while all the traffic lights are green! classic.

Posted by: noname at September 9, 2005 05:36 PM

I would have dated my girlfriend tonight and have gone to a restaurant with absolutely fabulous tortilla chips, but she found a chocolate store and I found a football website.

Posted by: Kevin at September 9, 2005 07:31 PM

YOUR HOROSCOPE:

FOR THOSE BORN YESTERDAY: Your acts of stupidity draw naught but wry smiles from the people in your household (namely women & children) who have an IQ higher than that of avocados, which by the way are the most exciting experience you'll ever have when put on tortilla chips.

Posted by: Bob at September 9, 2005 10:32 PM

bob - you're head is a 'tor'tilla chip

Posted by: june cleaver at September 10, 2005 03:49 AM

>"Uhh, Pyotr, stereotypes are broken when used this way"

Right. Stereotypes are broken. But other than that there isn't much broken about this.

Posted by: Pyotr at September 10, 2005 12:16 PM

No comment

I am bored however.

This wasn't especially funny.

that'll be all for now.

Thank you

Posted by: Sido at September 10, 2005 11:51 PM

How is this not broken, Pyotr, or have you not had tortilla chips in a while?

Posted by: Kevin at September 11, 2005 02:36 PM

This site is broken for posting a submission that has nothing to do with something broken. I'm sure there are plenty of legitimate submissions that didn't get posted so we could read this crap...

Posted by: Mattman at September 11, 2005 10:59 PM

Number 22 on the website is true, children do (in some areas-especally computers) know more than adults :-)

Posted by: Stereotypes are broken. at September 12, 2005 04:36 PM