HA! FIRST! AS USUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Seth Nelson at August 8, 2005 12:50 AM

Darn, I guess I will have to go jump out the Window, since being first has been my lifelong goal( A little broken in that since theres only 1 floor here LOL)

Posted by: Infinity at August 8, 2005 01:13 AM

Could Mark please delete these two idiot's postes? I dont know how broken this is because everyone knows there cant be a 10,000 step guide, just seems kinda weird yet funny at the same time. not broken just poorly worded

Posted by: phil at August 8, 2005 02:56 AM

Step 1: Lift your left foot

Step 2: Extend your left foot

Step 3: Shift your weight forward and land on your left foot

Step 4: Shift your weight on to your left foot and balance on it

Step 5: Lift your right foot

Step 6: Extend your right foot

Step 7: Shift your weight forward and land on your right foot

Step 8: Lift your left foot

Step 9: ...

Posted by: Sample from the manual at August 8, 2005 04:06 AM

___________________ _@_v - for me it isn't a matter of 'steps' just one long ooze...

Posted by: she-snailie_@_v at August 8, 2005 04:24 AM

The mind boggles as to what would be in a guide to walking. Most people have been able to do it since they were young. What information does this guide possess that we may have previously been unaware of?

Posted by: Alden Bates at August 8, 2005 04:41 AM

Don't you guys have any sense of humor? This is clearly supposed to be *funny*.

Posted by: name at August 8, 2005 05:18 AM

There's a program called the 10,000 step program, the idea being to walk 10,000 steps per day. This is a guide to that program. I guess if you weren't familiar with the program it could be a little confusing, but most people are buying this product to count their steps because they want to do the 10,000 steps / day.

Posted by: Joshua Wood at August 8, 2005 06:20 AM

I had a thought. . . What if "10,000 Step Program Guide" was referring how to run a program on Windows?

Posted by: Kevin at August 8, 2005 12:11 PM

You're all missing the point. It is not just 10000 steps.

The actual rules are:

1. Put your left foot in.

2. Take your left foot out.

3. Put your left foot in.

4. Shake it all about.

Really guys and girls, that's what it's all about.

Posted by: qquillis at August 8, 2005 01:48 PM

Then it would either be 40,000 steps to take 10,000 steps or 10,000 steps to take 2,500 steps.

Posted by: Fuzzy at August 8, 2005 04:24 PM

Well, let's see... if you take AA's 12 step program, then fall off the wagon 833 times...

Posted by: PatheticPeripatetic at August 8, 2005 05:42 PM

Ohh so Im a idiot because I got sick and tired of all these people saying first on every comment? GET A SENSE OF HUMOR DUDE!!!!... I just posted what i did because it's not all about being first or whatever...

Posted by: infinity at August 8, 2005 07:34 PM

i'm going to come up with 10,001 step guide

and make alot of money

or maybe come up with a book titled "Get off your @ss and walk"

hmmm....

Posted by: noname at August 8, 2005 08:47 PM

srry its just no one cares. im just unhappy cause thats what happend to me wheen i posted "first". oh well.

Posted by: phil at August 9, 2005 01:06 AM

OK, I'll delete those two idiot's postes.

Posted by: Totally MH at August 11, 2005 03:27 PM