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March 4, 2005 12:01 AM

Broken: Omelette sign

OmelettesNorm Tatlock points out a sign at an eatery in the lobby of the Empire State Building:

    All our eggs are made with 3 omelettes

Norm points out, "If it's not made with 4 omelettes, then you can't call it an egg!"

Comments:

Well look at the bright side, they didn't spell it "omlette's."

Posted by: Robert at March 4, 2005 01:45 AM

I am oddly reminded of "all your base..."

Posted by: nanomu at March 4, 2005 02:18 AM

someone set up us the bomb.

Posted by: Carl Winslow at March 4, 2005 02:38 AM

obviously the person who put this sign up did not have thier cup of sugar with two teaspoons of coffee.

Posted by: claude at March 4, 2005 07:36 AM

I'd say something about the sign writer being a few omelettes short of an egg, but that'd just be cruel. :-p

Posted by: codeman38 at March 4, 2005 10:13 AM

someone set up us the *egg.*

Posted by: Rob at March 4, 2005 12:04 PM

Q: Divide 13 sugar cubes into 2 cups of coffee so that there are an odd number of cubes in each.

A: That's easy. 12 and 1.

Q: But twelve isn't odd!

A: It's an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee...

How are you meatlovers.

All your bacon are belong to us.

You are on the path to starvation.

What you eat!

You have no chance to finish breakfast make your eggs.

Ha ha ha ha ha...

Posted by: fuzzy at March 4, 2005 06:07 PM

Fuzzy,

What was that all about?

By the way, what's up with the Happy Hannukah sign up in March.

Maybe this guy is a few dollars short of a penny needed to pay the workers how take it down.

Posted by: Administrator00192 at March 4, 2005 08:52 PM

How, whoever took that is a great photographer! (*wink wink)

Posted by: Ryan at March 4, 2005 09:29 PM

Administrator: "By the way, what's up with the Happy Hannukah sign up in March."

If you look at Mark's page about submitting, he says it may be two or so months before your submission may be used. I would say Mark has been busy, and the photographer may have also waited a month or two, or a few years.

Posted by: Justin at March 4, 2005 10:48 PM

for those of you who have no idea what the whole 'all your base...' thing is about...i suggest you click this link and watch this short flash movie. its quite a laugh.

http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/video3.shtml

(hint: this is the introduction to an old sega genesis video game. and yes, that is really what they wanted it to say.)

Posted by: Carl Winslow at March 5, 2005 02:02 AM

This is not broken, it is called "marketing".

Posted by: name at March 5, 2005 05:57 AM

Name... you do realize that it's eggs that go into omelettes... not the other way around... right?

Posted by: Arisa at March 5, 2005 10:59 AM

Carl, it's actually an old Amiga game, IIRC, and no, it's not what they meant, it's an awful translation as happened more often in the early days of PC gaming.

Posted by: Jarett at March 5, 2005 11:23 AM

i played it as a genesis game...it was called zero wing....and yea thats not what they 'meant'.

i was trying to say that the words on the video were from the game and not photoshopped on there afterwords.

Posted by: Carl Winslow at March 5, 2005 12:05 PM

Arisa... you do realize that they get a hell of a lot more attention now that they write it this way... right?

Posted by: name at March 5, 2005 01:45 PM

let's not fall for the store's clever ploy; we saw the sign online, why go to that eatery to see it? We must protest broken signs!

Posted by: Howard at March 5, 2005 08:57 PM

let's not fall for the store's clever ploy; we saw the sign online, why go to that eatery to see it? We must protest broken signs!

Posted by: Jay at March 5, 2005 08:58 PM

All your eatery are belong to us!

Posted by: fuzzy at March 6, 2005 03:32 PM

Lol. Eggs aren't as good if they don't contain at least 3 omelettes.

Posted by: Bob at March 6, 2005 09:44 PM

Maybe they hired Yoda to paint the window...

Posted by: Tim at March 9, 2005 04:01 PM

"you cant make an egg without breaking a few omelettes."

Posted by: Dragon at March 11, 2005 03:25 PM

Relize, there is no sign.

Then you'll see that its not the sign that is wrong, but yourself.

Posted by: Picho at March 20, 2005 06:29 PM

I was in the sign business for many years and that is a classic. It is really easy to fix, but worth leaving just to catch the eye of passersby.

Posted by: Tim at November 14, 2005 11:57 PM

anyone notice that thats the empire state building thats in? u cant pick a much more popular torist atraction to fuck up in

Posted by: the third horseman at May 12, 2006 08:23 AM

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